NOOOO!!

I didn't want to go an entire month without writing. So here's an excerpt from my chat (fucking G-Talk) with quite a senior person in our finance team.

..all I wanted was the number of people in his department..

Me : Hey Vishal
Vishal : Hi Martin. Happy New Year
Me : Happy New Year sir! How was it?
Vishal : Nothing much, just spent time at home. So, tell me how can I help you
Me : Cool
Me : I'm working on this project and I NEED your HEAD CUNT!
(Like HEAD cunt! No one else will do. It has to be the top madame! And I absolutely NEED her!!)
Me : Shit! Sorry, I meant head COUNT!

I think my hatred towards technology (such as FB, G-Talk) is justified!

P.S. "G-Talk" could easily be a term for dirty conversations. Think about it.

Addendum on 18th Jan

This just in from my dear friend Goutham. Written by a Sr. VP in our company to a "Sameer"

"Sameer, please review Schedule 16 as per instructions below. The centre location is likely to be Areoli!!"

P.P.S "Airoli" is a place in Bombay.