Saturday, May 8, 2010

The Lord Giveth..

She got into the bus - this gorgeous creation of God. As she walked down the aisle trying to find her seat I hoped she would be somewhere close to me.

Then she walked straight up to me (I was sitting to her right - which is an important detail at this stage) and said "You're on my seat". NOOOO!! I hurriedly pulled out my ticket and was sure that I was on the right seat (and did not want to argue with her either). My courageous side took over and I told her "No, this one is mine".

She turned her head and looked straight down the aisle and pointing to the guy sitting to my left, she said, "I'm talking to him"

She was cock-eyed!! Damn!

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